Stuff My Profs Say

*Draws triangle* Is this a triangle? It’s not, it’s only a representation of a triangle because a true triangle would have lines with no width.

Being a vegetarian is sort of a religion. Why else would you want to eat tofu?

Hitler couldn’t abstract properly because he believed only Aryans are people. [on stereotyping being putting people into the wrong universal category]

Proving God rationally is a Western thing.

Will the real David Hume please stand up?

I am an unconscious emoticonner. [On accidentally making 😦 on the whiteboard]

So if thinking things go to heaven, and dolphins can recognize themselves in the mirror, are there dolphins in heaven? [Actually a student question, but close enough]

Remember, Hitler was elected.

Let’s make a Faustus tonight! -Faustus’ parents

All of Europe can fit in Quebec.

The Delian League was basically the ancient world NATO.

Elephants are the ancient world’s tank.

When there’s fighting, people die.

CHL: Charity, humility, and love. [on basic Christian values]

It took 300 sheep to make one Bible.

As you say, to the victors their spoils.

Then you get into your existentialist philosophy course and are wearing your black turtleneck, smoking your French cigarettes, and have your beret…got to have the right costume.

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